(via inyearstocome)
Ran 5km in the rain, I’m such a hero.
| Class is too quiet | |
| Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people. | Stomach: |
One day, I’ll screw a bunch of people over. Like they’re sucking my dick and I’m just pushing them down hard until they vomit. I’ll become CEO, I’ll fly too high and then the company will go into administration and I’ll scurry off into the night like a cockroach laughing and laughing.






